Football charges FA with bringing game into disrepute
The entire sport of football has moved against the English FA following the recent conduct of the organisation in regards to a number of high-profile incidents.
The FA deemed it unnecessary to take action against Luis Suarez or Gareth Bale for their comical dives; Robert Huth for trampling on Suarez’s chest; Cheik Tiote for trampling over Tom Clerverley’s shin; Robin Van Persie for trying to assault Yohan Cabaye; and innumerable other indiscretions during the weekend’s Premier League fixtures.
They did however move swiftly to punish Ashley Cole for an abusive tweet, despite them taking most of a year to get round to banning John Terry for being racist.
A spokesperson for English football stated, “Given the video evidence, the decision to charge the FA was a simple one.
“Their inability to do anything with any degree of competence is questionable, their recent efforts comparable to George Osborne’s control of the nation’s economy – and we all know how bad that is.
“Tweet that, you #bunchoftw*ts!”