Woods omitted due to having had enough foursomes
American Ryder Cup captain Davis Love justified his decision to leave Tiger Woods out of the Saturday foursomes by pointing out that the randy devil has probably had enough for one lifetime.
Love then watched as his selected pairs carried on the first day’s work in ripping the Europeans to absolute shreds.
His day two summary was, “If you read any of the newspapers you’ll know that Tiger’s been involved in far too many foursomes and such over the last few years.
“I thought the saucy sod could do with a rest and some of the other lads could have a go.
“We put their wives in a locked room guarded by armed security whilst they were on the course in case Tiger got a bit bored during play though.”