John Terry amassing more avoided handshakes than illicit affairs
Anton Ferdinand’s snub of John Terry during the handshakes in yesterday’s match between Chelsea and QPR has seen the number of players avoided touching him closing dangerously on the amount of affairs he has had with their wives.
Despite everyone knowing it was going to happen, many questioned Ferdinand’s motives for not doing it, whilst many more questioned why anyone would actually want to.
Football statistician Derek noted, “The number of handshakes Terry’s been snubbed on is sneaking up on his extramarital score count.
“In a very similar way to how he sneaked up on my wife when he was supposedly ‘injured’ last season.”