Hatton promises to get back to boxing – after breakfast
Round one
Ricky Hatton has marked his return to boxing by telling everyone potential rival Paulie Malignaggi can wait until after he’s finished  breakfast.
Hatton’s doomed comeback has been delayed as he is still tucking in. (No matter how late you read this, it will still be the case.)
It marks the start of what can only be one of the worst decisions by a sportsman ever, even giving Djibril Cisse’s hair a run for its money.
Hatton has the face of a 50-year old woman.
I thought exercise was supposed to be good for you.
Michael you’re right in theory of course but considering the amount of times he’s taken a whack on the chops it should come as no surprise.