Scotland redesign independence bid around Andy Murray
Scotland’s drive for independence has gathered steam following Andy Murray’s victory in the 2012 US Open.
Scots have spent most of the day celebrating the fact that Murray is SCOTTISH, NOT BRITISH, rather than his actual success.
It has reignited Alex Salmond’s rhetoric about independence from the rest of the UK.
A jubilant Malcolm from Dunblane shouted, “Murray’s Scottish! All these years of waiting have been worth it.”
The LTA responded, “They can have their moment. By the time Wimbledon comes round he’ll be a laughing stock again.
“Not to mention that as it’s the ‘All England Club’ we might decide to ban the miserable ****.”
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