Arsene Wenger sells soul to Satan on the cheap
Arsenal Football Club has been rocked yet again by news that Arsene Wenger’s soul is on its way out following a barely-acceptable bid sent up from the depths of Hell.
Gooner Simon reacted, “It’s another blow, losing Arsene’s soul due to the self-imposed austerity of the club, but it’s more acceptable than flogging off RVP to United.”
There were rumours Hell FC could start playing in the Football League after an administrative mix-up with Hull FC.
In fairness, no-one would probably notice any difference.