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National humiliation only hours away
The clock is ticking like a bomb fuse towards the Olympic opening ceremony.
Exclusive inside comments have revealed to us the secret plans for the special occasion with specific details of the impending embarrassing schedule.
A tipsy backstage assistant slurred, “I think the organisers have found a really great way to do this in true British fashion.
“They’re going to put a load of abandoned cars in five rings and get some hoodies to torch them.
“Everyone watching across the globe will know they’re watching London.”
Thanks for the laugh.
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For the entire day, the BBC website headline has been “Olympic opening only hours away.”
Technically true, but kind of misleading when it’s 12 hours…
I noticed that too sir, which motivated this effort. Hope you’re enjoying the Games so far!