Kicking Sport

Who’s to blame for this rubbish?

The competition has intensified in the Olympic organisers’ blame game as the Korean flag farce was followed up by the official Team GB football programme putting Welshman Joe Kelly’s nationality as English.

Kelly said, “Getting the Koreans mixed up is bad enough but confusing me for an Englishman?

“Words can’t express my disgust.”

London staff excused themselves with, “For us anyone outside the capital is English.

“And anyone from the world outside Britain might as well be from China.”