G4S seemingly hired to make coalition look good
Reports have emerged that the decision to use company G4S as security for the Olympics may have been a shrewd move by the coalition to make themselves look less daft.
One former employee revealed, “They’re shambolic, they’re incompetent, and their terrible organisation and infighting endangers not only the Olympics, but the country as a whole.
“And G4S aren’t up to much either.”
David Cameron responded, “Considering who I’ve got in my government, I had to do something drastic.
“Nick Buckles is making George Osborne, Nick Clegg and even Theresa May look authoritative, so I’d say I’ve played a blinder.”