Thousands urged to steer clear of Silverstone over fears of boredom
Thousands of people have been urged to stay away from the British Grand Prix due to concerns that the whole event could turn out to be a damp squib.
The annual washout could take levels of disappointment to record levels as the horrendous weather threatens to create exciting and unpredictable conditions which organisers deem unacceptable.
Silverstone spokeswoman Katie Tyler confirmed, “It’s like Glastonbury but the racket isn’t quite as bad.
“Still not something you want to be within 20 miles of.”