English wishing Sue Barker blew up Andy Murray instead of Go Compare man
With the possibility of Andy Murray winning Wimbledon after making it through to his first final, the English are wishing that Sue Barker had blown him up with the huge missile launcher instead of the Go Compare man in the recent advert.
The advert has been widely criticised due to many believing the method of murder was not sadistic enough to take the much-loathed tenor out.
Reg from Doncaster suggested, “On Sunday, why doesn’t Sue creep up to one of the windows in her BBC studio and go trigger-happy at centre court?
“Sure, it might not quite be in the rules of the game but it’d be much better than having a Scot win at the all-England club.”
Ivan Lendl stoked tensions: “I’ve found the perfect way to motivate Andy by threatening to make him sit through one of my stand-up routines if he doesn’t win.
“That’s where his new-found aggression is coming from.
“No pressure then, Andy.”