Tories stoop to new lows by accusing Olympic volunteers of skiving
Conservatives have managed to attract record levels of contempt by condemning people taking unpaid leave to volunteer during the Olympics by suggesting they are skiving off work.
“When will the people of this country learn that we are not a society where one can simply inherit all the money one needs,” tutted Prime Minister Dave who inherited millions.
Mayor of London Boris spluttered, “I say! What! Jolly poor show!
“I’d rather have you good-for-nothing scallywags hacking off the Tesco value cheese in your fridge than getting near our little Olympic party.