Michel Platini upsets Sepp Blatter in moronic idea championships
Uefa president Michel Platini has caused a shock by coming up with the daftest idea so far during Euro 2012.
The French moron suggested Euro 2020 be spread out across 24 to 32 cities throughout Europe for reasons which are obviously idiotic and wrong.
It has increased speculation that the dipstick might have suffered a heavy fall recently which impairs his thinking, or whether he headed one too many balls when he was playing.
A journalist who wished to remain anonymous for fear of losing his VIP privileges at matches mused, “Everyone knows Platini wants to succeed Blatter as Fifa president and he’s going the right way about it.
“At the moment he’s spouting nonsense on such a consistent basis that it’s hard to see anyone being able to get near him.”