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“We’ve already knocked you out of one Euro – now pay the **** up,” advises Merkel

Plotting Greece’s next euro elimination

German Chancellor Angela Merkel did not mince her words when she reacted to Germany beating Greece in last night’s European Championships quarter final.

Germany won 4-2 in a match which was as one-sided as a eurozone bailout pledge.

A jubilant Merkel trumpeted, “They put up as much of a fight as one of their income tax collectors.

“If only their public spending policy was as conservative as their country’s football team, they might still have two euros to rub together.

“It’s not over till the fat lady sings – and I’m ready for some karaoke!”

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  1. June 23, 2012 at 17:53 | #1

    I think she’s kinda sexy old Angela.

  2. June 24, 2012 at 07:15 | #3

    She’s like my MP Louise Mensch likes to be in the public eye

    • June 24, 2012 at 09:54 | #4

      Are you going to be using her new Twitter rip-off? Hope you’re ready for the torture tonight Stevo!

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