Kicking Sport

Murray misses when match point down

Andy Murray has developed a fresh approach to dealing with the nation’s completely unrealistic expectations – by losing in his first match at Queen’s.

His new pragmatic style to avoid winning major tournaments could have been inspired by England’s football team, who have expressed their determination to perform as poorly as possible under Roy Hodgson.

Murray solemnly reacted, “Does anyone really care?

“I’m not going to win Wimbledon anyway so what difference does it make if I go out in the first round or the semi-finals?”