Wolves continue plummeting like a North Korean missile
Wolves continued their impression of a North Korean missile with a bore draw at Sunderland this afternoon, with the Championship fast becoming their proverbial seabed of humiliation.
Supporter Sam grumbled upon leaving the stadium: “It looks like we could have appointed Kim Jong-un after all.”
Blackburn and QPR look set to join them in their ballistic embarrassment after sinking against Swansea and West Brom respectively.
Manchester City postponed their own implosion by winning 6-1 at Norwich.
Meanwhile, one set of Scouse egos are threatening to explode after Liverpool beat Everton at Wembley in the FA Cup semi-final.